Projects on Corrupted Glitch

Project 01: Datacenter Exit & Identity Transformation

Sat, 20 Jun 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The mission: exit a physical datacenter completely, retire on-prem Active Directory, and land every workload and identity in a cloud-native model. Outcome: 20% opex reduction, 27 apps consolidated under SSO, zero business interruption.

Project 02: HIPAA-Compliant Lakehouse on Azure Databricks

Fri, 15 May 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The mission: give analysts a modern lakehouse over patient data without ever exposing PHI to a public endpoint. Everything provisioned by Terraform; nothing clickable in the portal.

Project 03: Shifting Security Left with SAST in Azure Pipelines

Fri, 10 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The mission: recurring vulnerability assessment across C# and TypeScript codebases, enforced automatically — a PR with a new critical finding cannot merge. No security review meetings, no spreadsheets.

Project 04: Kubernetes Autoscaling & the EFK Observability Stack

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The mission: stop paying for idle pods and stop debugging production by kubectl logs-ing one pod at a time. Two builds, one outcome: a cluster that scales itself and explains itself.

Project 05: Zero-Touch Windows 11 Provisioning with Autopilot

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The mission: a laptop ships from the distributor straight to the user’s door. They open it, sign in, get coffee, and come back to a compliant, encrypted, fully-provisioned machine. IT never touches the box.